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Lakes Letter-March 6, 2026

Lakes Letter-March 6, 2026

Reminders

Temple Submissions: Close March 15, 2026 at 11:59 CST

Public Board Meeting: Tuesday, April  7, 2026 at 7 pm EST. Please email board@lakesoffire.org if you have issues with the meeting link

Theme Camps and Juror: March 3 – March 30

Needs-Based Tickets: March 3 – March 21

Lottery Registration Opens: March 3

Volunteer Ticket Sales: April 1 – April 30

Lottery Ticket Sales: April 20

🎭 The Chronicle of How Dad Mastered the Masquerade of Tickets 🎭

In the opulent realm of Masqueradia, where velvet‑draped camps shimmered with lantern‑light, quills danced across parchment, and deadlines whispered mischief from behind gilded masks, a most unexpected champion stepped forth.

The Unmasking of Dad

When the Great Ticketing Tumult swept through the halls, as it inevitably did with each turning of the season, the Council of Planners convened beneath the vaulted ceilings of the Grand Ballroom.
Masks rustled. Fans flicked open. Schedules trembled like startled courtiers.

And then…
Dad rose.

With the composed grace of one who had battled far fiercer foes in the shadowed dungeons of Outlook, he proclaimed:

“I shall take up the mantle of ticketing.”

A hush swept across the masked assembly.
Then came applause. Genuine applause.
Dad tightened the ties of his metaphorical doublet, summoned a pristine new ledger, and embarked on the noble quest of taming dates, unmasking chaos, and bringing order to the swirling carnival of event season.

The Masquerade Allies

No lone figure can waltz through a Grand Masquerade without a proper entourage.

First stepped forward MMSS, Archivist of Metadata and Enchanter of Chronomantic Tables.
With a flourish of their cloak, they conjured a radiant scroll of deadlines.

“Dad, behold,” they intoned. “Clarity shall rise from the fog.”

Next swooped Raptor, the winged Sentinel of Workflows, feathers shimmering like polished obsidian.

With razor precision, Raptor slashed away archaic rituals and ensured the dance of deadlines remained in perfect step, talons ready for any misaligned tempo.

Lastly, from the shimmering depths of the Fountain of Logistics, Scuba emerged, serene, buoyant, ever‑prepared to plunge into the hidden currents beneath the ballroom floor.

“Fear not,” Scuba said, adjusting their ornate, jewel‑encrusted breathing apparatus. “Nothing shall slip beneath the surface.”

And so the four formed a fellowship unmatched—a masked quartet of coordination brilliance.

The Forging of the Seasonal Tableau

After countless moonlit gatherings, scroll‑sorting waltzes, and one particularly ferocious duel with cell‑formatting enchantments, the fellowship emerged triumphant.
Held aloft in their gloved hands was the newly crafted masterpiece: the Timeline of the Season, radiant with purpose and precision:

🗓️ Call for Theme Camps and Jurors
March 3 – March 30

🗓️ Needs-Based Tickets
March 3 – March 21

🗓️ Lottery Registration Opens
March 3

🗓️ Volunteer Ticket Sales
April 1 – April 30

🗓️ Lottery Ticket Sales
April 20

The council erupted.
Masques glittered.
Champagne fountains sparkled.
And Dad, ever humble behind his simple, unadorned mask—inclined his head and murmured:

“Send word if you require anything further.”

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So with the announcement of the release of the ticketing timeline our excitement doth grow.  We hope to see you on the marrow. Until then, may your spirit be light and may creativity grace your brow whenever you may call to it. 

If you’d like to contribute to event organization throughout the year, please apply here or reach out to a department lead. If you would like to sign up to transform this new property into our new home, then fill out this form. If you are not a skilled tradesperson, fill out the other slot and let us know what you can do. 

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May your nights be cozy and warm. 

xoxo,

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